Shoeless Lut

[rowyn]

Lut stepped into the kitchen and looked around with a bewildered expression. "My shoes! Where are my shoes?"

"They're on the shoe rack," I told him.

He stared at me in mock bewilderment. "Someone stole my shoes! I left them right here." He pivoted ninety degrees and gestured to the bare floor beside the archway.

"Yes. I notice that you never put them there when we had the shoe rack there."

"Where could they be? I can't go any where without my shoes!"

I sat down in the living room to put my boots on. "And apparently can't hear anything, either."

"What?"

Fortunately, he managed to find them eventually.

Comments

[verminiusrex.livejournal.com]

It can come close. Sometimes the wife takes all the shoes and tosses them into the closet where they belong, in a pile right in front of the shoe rack.

[rowyn]

Nefarious!