April Showers

[rowyn]

Weather.gov: It's raining.
Me: *checks weather outside*
Weather: lol only if you call this two-drops-per-minute thing "rain".
Me: *takes bike to work instead of umbrella*
*halfway to work*
Weather: oh hey weren't we supposed to be raining? *POURS*
Me: *gets to work* *drip drip drip*
Weather.gov: Should've listened to me.
Weather: lol

Comments

[gnibbles.livejournal.com]

Trollolol *hands you a towel* ... *and a cat*

[rowyn]

*attempts to dry self off with cat*

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

Meow! *is not very absorbent* *sheds winter fur*

[rowyn]

But so soft and fluffy! *snuggles wetly*

[tuftears.livejournal.com]

*purrs and is warm and fluffy*

[rowyn]

*mmmmms*

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Bad weather. You're supposed to bring her flowers if you're going to do that.

[rowyn]

*looks around*

Not ONE flower! :(

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

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Roses for the pretty lady.

[rowyn]

Awwww. ♥

[tagryn]

"April showers bring MAY flowers. Ain't nothin' in the contract 'bout April flow'as, ya know..."

(delivered in 'Godfather' Mafia don accent) :)

[rowyn]

Duane and Terry are playing off my RL name, which is May. :)

[plicease]

Everyone complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it!