Power

[rowyn]

Knowledge = power
Internet = a large fraction of the sum of all human knowledge, at our fingertips.
Therefore, we are all as powerful as superheroes.

... so it turns out that, if superheroes were real, they would mostly use their vast powers to look at cat gifs.

Comments

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

Knowledge is power.

We know less than ever before, because we've invested all our knowledge in the internet and go to ask questions of it many times per day if we need to get some back.

So we're all minions of a supervillain. Everyone knows supervillains like cats.

[rowyn]

... sounds legit.

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

You mean like Supergirl?

(I think Batman has some interest, too.)