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Yestereve, I entered the den and spoke thusly with Lut: "As I did return from the late-night market, I did see that certain among our neighbors have placed bags of leaves and yea, even bundles of sticks, upon the curb in the manner prescribed for the ritual of leaf disposal. Therefore I do propose to do the same with ours."*

* Translated from the mundane.

"So thou wilt engage the principal of sympathy, that our yard-refuse may be removed with theirs?"

"Yea, verily!"

Thus did we place the bags of leaves which had wintered within our carriage-house upon the curb, in the manner prescribed by the spirits.

And lo! This morn, when I awoke, the bags were gone! Praise be to the Lord, for the ritual is a success!

*does the happy leaves-are-gone-yay! dance*

Date: 2010-04-12 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrw42.livejournal.com
Congratulations! You are now qualified to number yourselves among the ranks of successful suburban householders!

Date: 2010-04-12 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
You have lost item: [Ancient Bag of Leaves]!
You have received 150 Home Ownership XP!
You gained a level!
You are now a Level 3 Suburban Home Owner!
You receive 5 skill points.
Your intelligence has increased by 2.
Your stamina has increased by 1.
Your wisdom has increased by 3.
MihouseR0xx0rz yells, "OMG NOOBZ LERN2LAWN"
BetterRedThanDeadLeaves yells, "no u lolol"
SittingPrettyInSun yells, "WTS evrething big garage sale ch33p"

Date: 2010-04-12 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuftears.livejournal.com
When you get down to it, trade chat noobz are everywhere, even in real life. ^_^

Date: 2010-04-12 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sythyry.livejournal.com
Mighty ritual indeed!

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