I Fail at Gaming, Too

"I'd like to surrender," I say through my villainous avatar to the Longbow heroes gathered in the city square. "I'm tired of this life of crime. I want to pay my debt to -- "

Longbow Nullifier hits YOU for 95.5 points of crushing damage!
Longbow Flamethrower hits YOU for 53.2 points of fire damage!
You are on fire! You take 53.2 points of damage.

"Ow! Hey, quit it! I'm trying to surrender here!"

Longbow Warden hits YOU for 73.8 points of lethal damage!
Longbow Nullifier hits YOU for 45.5 points of crushing damage!
You are on fire! You take 53.2 points of damage.

"Ouch! Look, can't we talk -- "

You are on fire! You take 53.2 points of damage.
Longbow Minigun hits YOU for 100.8 points of lethal damage!
Longbow SpecOps stuns YOU!

"ohhhh .... uh ... about this ... ?" My avatar weaves dazedly from side to side.

Longbow Nullifier hits YOU for 52.5 points of crushing damage!
You are on fire! You take 53.2 points of damage.
Longbow Warden hits YOU for 73.8 points of lethal damage!

" ... well, you're going to put me in jail after this, right?"

You are on fire! You take 53.2 points of damage.
You have been knocked unconscious!
Engaging transporter ....

You wake up at the hospital.

"Hey," I say to the indifferent interns. "Is this the prison hospital? When's my court date?" They don't answer me, and no one stops my avatar from wandering back to the street.

"I just can't get the hang of this," I mumble. I spot a group of Wyvern agents, also heroes, and move my avatar to them. "Hey, I'd like to surrender ... "

Wing Talon Agent hits YOU for 93.8 points of lethal damage!
Wing Talon Agent hits YOU for 103.8 points of lethal damage!

"... *sigh* "

[Note: not actual City of Villains combat text, which is much spammier and I don't remember the exact wording of. ]