The monster parted its foot-long jaws, revealing row upon row of venom-dripping teeth. The girl was terrified, as if she'd just found out that there really was a Santa Claus and boy was he mad about what she'd said about her little brother last Thanksgiving.
Hee! That one was my favorite.
*thinks for a minnit*
"He was as clueless as a person who walks around all day thinking that it's Thursday - but it's really Wednesday."
Or howzabout:
"She was as dumb as someone who would rub silver polish on their skin in the hopes of improving their tarnished image."
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2003-07-08 01:22 pm (UTC)Hee! That one was my favorite.
*thinks for a minnit*
"He was as clueless as a person who walks around all day thinking that it's Thursday - but it's really Wednesday."
Or howzabout:
"She was as dumb as someone who would rub silver polish on their skin in the hopes of improving their tarnished image."
:-)