Escape from the Basement of Doom

Lut's been making noises recently about reclaiming our basement. After my last round of laying cement down, back in January, none of my patches have leaked. But the carpet was still pulled back, and every time he suggested we put it down and moce the furniture back, I'd say, "But I still have to put the waterproof paint on it."

"Ok. When are you going to paint?"

"Umm. I have to make sure it's supposed to be painted first."

"And you'll do that ... ?"

"Sometime."
( All right, soon )