My cats, on having their fur brushed:

Ash: Oooo! Me! Me! Brush me! Oh, yay, I'm getting my fur brushed! Whee! This is so much fun! I love getting my fur brushed. Oh, please, brush me some more, please please please!

Branl: Aiigh! What are you doing? I'm gonna kill you! Somebody please save me, I'm dying here, someone take this torture device away from her! No! Stop! Anything but that! Agghhhh! I'm never gonna make it! Oh! The agony! The agony! I can't believe you're doing this to me! You vicious, evil, heartless creature! The pain! The felinity of it!