Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ([syndicated profile] smbc_comics_feed) wrote2025-08-20 11:20 am

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hear

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tielan ([personal profile] tielan) wrote2025-08-20 08:14 pm

writing again

In theory I like the idea of [community profile] crossworks exchange: crossover two fandoms.

In practicality...I just know I won't get anything I like, or something along the lines of what I'd like to write.

*sighs and passes*

--

I haven't really written (or re-written) any more of the novel. Still struggling with the rewrite and the fear that the story just isn't interesting enough.

Wondering if I should switch over to Queen Of The Night (vampire urban fantasy) or over to the ElVeeHu universe - Elves, Vampires, and Humans, oh my!

I don't think I quite have the ElVeeHu plot quite sorted out, other than the romance.

That's usually the problem. I know how the relationship sorts out, but I feel like the plot needs more oomph.

--

Trying to improve on my bus-pass of Just Married. I know there's something missing in the denouement, I just have to find it.

*squints at her pages*

And I ended up on the pinch-hit list. Not entirely surprising, I guess.
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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote2025-08-20 04:45 am
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Cuddle Party

Everyone needs contact comfort sometimes. Not everyone has ample opportunities for this in facetime. So here is a chance for a cuddle party in cyberspace. Virtual cuddling can help people feel better.

We have a
cuddle room that comes with fort cushions, fort frames, sheets for draping, and a weighted blanket. A nest full of colorful egg pillows sits in one corner. There is a basket of grooming brushes, hairbrushes, and styling combs. A bin holds textured pillows. There is a big basket of craft supplies along with art markers, coloring pages, and blank paper. The kitchen has a popcorn machine. Labels are available to mark dietary needs, recipe ingredients, and level of spiciness. Here is the bathroom, open to everyone. There is a lawn tent and an outdoor hot tub. Bathers should post a sign for nude or clothed activity. Come snuggle up!
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Siderea ([personal profile] siderea) wrote2025-08-20 04:45 am
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Admin: Patreon: What fresh hell #728, #729 [Patreon]

Yall. I am so tired.

Last thing first. Investigating the other thing, I discovered this. I'll just cut and paste what I submitted as a ticket to Patreon:
I took a break of a few months, and when I came back my fees spiked. What gives?

I just did a month (July 2025) that extremely similar to last January (2025): similar revenues (466.19 vs 458.50), similar patrons (160 vs 162). According to my "Insights > Earnings" page, my total fees went up from 11.4% to the astounding 14.6%. Drilling down, most of that is an eye-watering 3% increase of the payment fees (5.8% to 8.8%). There was also a minor increase of Patreon's platform fee from 5.6% to 5.8%.

That represents a FIFTY-TWO PERCENT INCREASE in processing fees, and a 28% increase in fees over all.

Care to explain? Was there some announced change in payment structure or payment processor fees I missed?
I have received no response.

But the other thing is this: Patreon has dropped my business model.

Apparently by accident.

When I went to Patreon to create the Patreon post for my latest Siderea Post at the end of July, I was confronted with a recent UI update. In and of itself it wouldn't have been a problem, but, as usual, they screwed something up.

They removed the affordance for a post to Patreon to both be public and paid. The new UI conflated access and payment, such that it was no longer possible to post something world-accessible and still charge patrons for it.

I found a kludge to get around it so I could get paid at all, and I fired off a support ticket asking if it was possible but unobvious, or just not possible, and if it was not possible, whether that was a policy or a mistake. I have received very apologetic reply back from Patreon support which seemed to suggest (but not actually affirm) it was an unintentional:
From what we've seen so far, the option to make a post publicly accessible while still charging members for it isn't possible in the new editor. Content within a paid post will only be available to those with paid access, and it won't show up for the public.

Other creators have reported this same issue, and I want to reassure you that I've already shared this feedback with our team. If anything changes or if this feature is brought back, I'll be sure to keep you in mind and let you know right away.
So it's not like the reply was, "Oh, yes, it was announced that we wouldn't be supporting that feature any more," suggesting, contrarily, they didn't realize they were removing a feature at all.

The support person I was corresponding with encouraged me to write back with any further questions or issues, so I did:
Hi, [REDACTED], thanks for getting back to me. I have both some more questions and feedback.

1) Question: Am I understanding correctly, that the new UI's failure to support having publicly accessible paid posts was an oversight, and not a policy decision to no longer support that business model? Like, there's not an announcement this was going away that I missed? As a blogger who often writes about Patreon itself, I'd like to be able to clarify the situation for my readers.

2) Question: Do you have any news to share whether Patreon intends to restore this functionality? Is fixing this being put on a development roadmap, or should those of us who relied on this functionality just start making other plans? Again: my readers want to know, too.

3) Suggestion: If Patreon intends to restore this functionality, given the way the new UI is organized, the way to add the functionality back in is under "Free Access > More options" there should also be a "charge for this post" button, which then ungrays more options for charging a subset of patrons, defaulting to "charge all patrons".

4) Feedback: The affordance that was removed, of being able to charge patrons for world-accessible content, was my whole business model. I'm not the only one, as I gather you already have discovered. In case Patreon were corporately unaware, this is the business model of creators using Patreon to fund public goods, such as journalism, activism, and open source software. My patrons aren't paying me to give them something; my patrons are paying me to give something to the world. Please pass this along to whomever it's news.

5) Feedback: This is the sort of gaffe which suggests to creators that Patreon is out of touch with its users and doesn't appreciate the full breadth of how creators use Patreon. It is the latest in a long line of incidents that suggests to creators that Patreon is not a platform for creators, Patreon is a platform for music video creators, and everybody else is a red-headed stepchild whom Patreon corporately feels should be grateful they are allowed to use the platform at all. It makes those of us who are not music video creators feel unwelcome on Patreon.

6) Feedback: Being able to charge patrons for world-accessible content is one of a small and dwindling list of features that differentiated Patreon from cheaper competitors. Just sayin'.

7) Feedback: I thought you should know: my user experience has become that when I open Patreon to make a post, I have no idea whether I will be able to. I have to schedule an hour to engage with the Patreon new post workflow because I won't know what will be changed, what will be broken, etc. It would be nice if Patreon worked reliably. My experience as a creator-user of your site is NOT, "Oh, I don't like the choices available to me", it's that the site is unstable, flaky, unpredictable, unreliable.
I got this response:
Hi Siderea,

Thank you so much for your thoughtful follow-up and for sharing your questions and feedback in such detail.

To address your first question, I can’t speak to whether this change was an oversight or a deliberate policy decision, but I can confirm there hasn’t been any official announcement about removing the ability to charge members for world-accessible posts. If anything changes or if we receive more clarity from our product team, I’ll be sure to keep you updated.

At this time, I also don’t have any news to share about whether this functionality will be restored or if it’s on the development roadmap.

I know that’s not the most satisfying answer, but I want to reassure you that your feedback and suggestions are being shared directly with the relevant teams. The more we can highlight how important this feature is for creators like you, the better.

Thank you as well for your suggestion about how this could be reintroduced in the UI—I’ll make sure to pass that along, along with your broader feedback about the impact on creators who fund public goods. Your perspective is incredibly valuable, and I just want to truly thank you for taking the time to lay it all out so clearly.

If you have any more thoughts, questions, or ideas, please let me know, and I’ll be happy to take a further look. I appreciate your patience and your willingness to advocate for the creator community.

All the best,
[REDACTED]
Several observations:

0) Whoa.

1) That is the best customer service response letter I've ever gotten, for reasons I will perhaps break down at some other junction. But it both does and does not read like it was written by an AI. I didn't quite know what to make of it, until someone mentioned to me the phenomenon of customer service agents at another org using AI to generate letters, and then I was like, oooooooh, maybe that's what this is. Or maybe not. Hard to say.

2) Though [REDACTED] could not confirm or deny, it sure sounds like an accident, but one that impacts such an uninteresting-to-Patreon set of creators that they can't be arsed to fix it, either in a timely way or at all.

3) "The more we can highlight how important this feature is for creators like you, the better." is a hell of a sentence. Especially in conjunction with "...along with your broader feedback about the impact on creators who fund public goods.". Reading between the lines, it sure sounds like the support people have been inundated by a little wave of outraged/anguished public-good posters, and the support people, or at least this support person, is entirely on the creators' side against higher ups brushing them off. Could be a pose, of course, but, dayum.
So that's what I know from Patreon's side.

The kludge I came up with for the post I made at the end of July is that I used another new feature – the ability to drop a cut line across a Patreon post where above it is world readable and below it is paid access only – to make a paid-access only post where 100% of the post contents are above the cut line.

Please let me know if it's not working as intended. This unfortunately has the gross effect of putting a button on my new post saying "Join to unlock".

So.

In any event, I strongly encourage those of you following me as unpaid subscribers over on Patreon to make sure you're following me, instead, here on Dreamwidth, because Patreon is flaky.

I will make a separate post with instructions as to all the ways to do that. You can get email notifications of my posts (either all or just the Siderea Posts), follow RSS and Atom feeds, get DM inbox notifications, and, of course, just follow me on your DW reading page, all on/through Dreamwidth, anonymously and completely free.
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oursin ([personal profile] oursin) wrote2025-08-20 09:44 am

(no subject)

Happy birthday, [personal profile] gmh and [personal profile] ravurian!
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bookblather ([personal profile] bookblather) wrote in [community profile] rainbowlounge2025-08-20 12:09 am

Lilith Faire: Day 3

Hello, everyone, and welcome to our annual Lilith Faire challenge!

Every day, I will post links to three songs by female or nonbinary artists. Write a story based on one of those songs. You may write three stories every day, if all three songs catch your fancy or spark something. One to 500 words will get you one novelty bead, and so on for each additional 500 words. There may also be special bonus novelty beads for completing all three stories each day and for completing all stories.

Stories are due one week after the songs are posted, from whatever the timestamp on the post is. I'll try to get them up as close to midnight EST as possible.

Any questions? Ask them here!


Today's songs:

Main Stage: Last Dance, Donna Summer
Second Stage: You Build a Wall, Grace Petrie
Village Stage: Heartstrings, Leighton Meester
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austin_dern ([personal profile] austin_dern) wrote2025-08-20 12:10 am

But You'll Have to Have Them All Pulled Out After the Savoy Truffle

After our visit to Dutch Wonderland concluded --- including a visit to the gift shop that took longer than we expected; we thought hard about the various plushes on offer --- we had another park to get to. We could get to Hershey Park and if everything we were assured about their sneak-preview ticket plan was accurate and true we could get there for a couple hours and increase our chances of riding all the roller coasters. Hershey has fourteen roller coasters, five of them new since our last visit and one significantly re-themed. And we planned our big day to be the 4th of July. Would that be a crushingly busy day? Or would it be a ghost town, as (for example) one Six Flags Great Adventure visit was? No way to guess, but more time seemed the wise course especially if it didn't cost anything.

Heading out on the Lincoln Highway --- incidentally the only time we saw a Wawa; I offered to stop and get something but we'd already eaten and I think we even had some pop left in our souvenir cup --- I got to worry about exactly what you'd expect me to worry about: what if we got to Hershey Park early? Which is a silly worry on several counts, that you can just hang out in the car a couple minutes and that the people taking your admission aren't jerks, they'd surely point out if we were using an all-day ticket five minutes before we could get a day and two hours at the park. In any case I didn't need to worry. Between how long after Dutch Wonderland's closing it took for us to actually leave the place, and how far it was to Hershey, and what a long, twisty path of small-town roads you end up on if you're taking the satellite navigator seriously, and that the final turnoff from the highway into the park takes you on a long enough approach road that I started to worry we had missed something before we even got to the parking lot, we had less than the allotted two hours when we got to the park.

I grabbed what seemed like a good spot next to the Hershey Stadium, a football stadium that looks like something from a 1930s movie about going to college. I like the style. But it meant we had a longer walk than we actually needed; as I'd learn on the walk in --- and would learn from following the parking lot traffic agents the next morning --- there were spaces much closer to Chocolate World and to the amusement park. We would once again not get to Chocolate World; maybe someday if we spend another day or two in the area. But we would get to see oddities like a statue for what I take to be the Milton Hershey School's mascot, the Spartans. It looks like Sparty, but in chocolate, and Chocolate Sparty was something we would glance at and then smile to each other about for the whole of our trip.

Our tickets --- on our phones, not printed out like decent people --- were accepted without problem so far, despite my worrying that if [personal profile] bunnyhugger and I both used the ticket on page one of our two-page PDF it might complicate things. I don't know whether we managed to pick opposite tickets or if the buy-N-tickets-at-once generates a QR code that says the same one can be used up to N times. Probably that. Now we just had to worry that something would go wrong with admissions the next day. It would not.

First thing we would do is ride the Carrousel (as they style it), of course, which is right up by the front of the park. It was moved recently, part of the park's installing of its big Candy-monium ride, although I couldn't tell you from where to where. Somehow, my normally freakishly good geographic memory --- good enough that I could draw you a tolerable map of Festyland, an amusement park we spent seven hours in back in 2015 --- failed me completely with Hershey. I had no concept of how things in the park fitted together, and never would get any, and that would lead us to a terrible fate, yes. But that's a tale for later.

The carousel --- Philadelphia Toboggan Company #47, built 1919 and moved to the park in 1945 --- is a lovely one, in excellent shape and well-painted and with a platform gleaming in nice varnished wood. The ride is a bit slow; I think it was running about three rpm. The band organ was playing Beatles tunes. Not exclusively, but of the four songs we heard while in the vicinity three were Beatles and one was the Beach Boys. (At this remove I couldn't swear to which songs, but I think two of them were When I'm Sixty-Four and California Girls. I note that musicnotes.com has organ arrangements for Only A Northern Song; It's All Too Much; Hello, Goodbye; Strawberry Fields Forever; Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite; Your Mother Should Know; and It's All Too Much. Your Mother Should Know sounds plausible as one of the tunes.)

As our ride came to an end we felt the welcome smell of cooler air rushing in, the tease of a storm front maybe taking away some of the excessive heat and humidity of the weather. It would not, but it would send a lot of gusty winds our way, almost as good. But then came the thing that could wreck all our hopes of riding anything.

There was thunder. All the rides would shut down until the storm passed.


I bring you in photographs now back to a familiar place, Cedar Point early in Halloweekends last year. Will I get all my Halloweekends pictures from 2024 done before Halloweekends 2025 arrives? No.

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Here's our old friend Troika Troika Troika. maXair is the big pendulum ride behind it.


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Caught someone walking into the sunset over our sequicentennial brick.


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And here's the Coliseum dressed up for Halloweekends.


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The sun had just got to that level where it makes the skyline look like it's burst into flame. Top Thrill 2's reverse tower adds a lot to the scene.


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Here people walk to the sun as if drawn by an irresistible force. (Really it's just that's the way the midway is laid out.)


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And here's a show on stage. I imagine they were playing music and daring the audience to be scared or something.


Trivia: In planning its ``Ideal Section'' for what a model strip of what highways should be, the Lincoln Highway Association in 1921 decided: it should have a right of way at least 100 feet wide, and a paved width of 40 feet, allowing two ten-foot-wide lanes each direction, flanked by five-foot grass shoulders and gravel sidewalks. Curves should be avoided; those that were unavoidable should be banked with a radius no less than 1000 feet, so cars could safely drive them at 35 mph and trucks at 10. There should be no roadside ditches and no advertising signs. Source: The Big Roads: The Untold Story of the Engineers, Visionaries, and Trailblazers Who Created the American Superhighways, Earl Swift.

Currently Reading: Threads of Life: A History of the World Through the Eye of a Needle, Clare Hunter.

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Lynn | Settiai ([personal profile] settiai) wrote2025-08-19 11:26 pm

Long Weekend

Welp. I've been posting about this under lock, but let's make a public one too. My younger brother and his wife were supposed to be visiting me this week (with them arriving today), but those plans were cancelled at the last minute due to a combination of several reasons.

I'd already asked off work for the rest of the week, and I'm not taking it back. I'm just going to take a five day weekend and call it a day. Which, you know, I could use the break from work, so it's not a bad thing. And, hey, this way I won't have to worry about a lack of spoons when I have to go back to work like I did when I was off for the Fourth of July and playing D&D all weekend.

Sadly, I don't have much in the way of extra money right now, so I can't do anything fun while I'm off work. I'm fairly stocked on groceries at least, so I won't have to worry about that. I'll take what I can get on that front.

Right now, my plans are to basically switch between playing video games, reading fanfiction, and writing fanfiction (specifically for Black Emporium and the Dragon Age Reverse Bang) for the next five days. We'll see if that changes, but that's what I'm aiming for right now at least.
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Travis ([personal profile] torachan) wrote2025-08-19 08:17 pm
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Daily Happiness

1. Both yesterday and today I had longish meetings that started at three, so I didn't get home until later, but for the rest of the week all my meetings are earlier, so I should be able to finish up sooner (or at least come home earlier and finish up there).

2. Yesterday one of our store managers turned in her two weeks notice, which sucks, as she is a good manager and also I like her personally, but she has to move back to Hawaii for family reasons. When I mentioned that to our company president, though, he said that if she's interested, they can probably find her a position at one of our Hawaii stores. It's not as easy as transferring locations within California, because while they're under our same parent company, they're separate from us, but it looks very likely, and she's interested, so I'm glad for her about that. (In terms of what will happen to the store she's at now, thankfully it's not one of our further away stores, so it should be easy to sort out a new manager.)

3. The armrests on this sofa are perfectly cat height.

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yhlee ([personal profile] yhlee) wrote2025-08-19 09:15 pm

moar yarn

What I do when sick: more spinning.





Now that I can spin wool blends at all, next up: working on consistency.
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kellan ([personal profile] kellan_the_tabby) wrote2025-08-19 07:00 pm

cats: random cat pic roundup

2025 02 20 14.03.32

[Loiosh, an orange tabby, is curled up asleep in his cat stroller. Most of him is in the sun, and he appears to be pretty okay with that.]

Random cat pics! As you do! There are SO MANY cat pictures in my ‘camera uploads’ folder! It’s a problem!

… but it’s a hard problem to avoid, because I have the bestest & most photogenic cats in the world.

2025 02 25 12.15.28

[Loiosh is meatloafed in a cardboard priority mail box, once again asleep.]

He does things other than sleep, I swear. It’s just that when he’s running around I usually don’t have my camera to hand. I really need to just dig out an old phone with a not-too-awful camera & keep it downstairs …

2025 05 22 22.35.11

[This time he’s asleep in a cat bed that’s been tucked into the green rectangular basket that lives on my bed.]

Behold! Loiosh! Conscious! & apparently also angy.

2025 06 06 16.31.34

[Loiosh is standing on the van’s center console, glaring off to the left.]

What was his whole thing there? I don’t even remember, but there were sure Opinions about whatever it was.


originally posted on Patreon; support me over there to see posts a week early!

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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote2025-08-19 07:41 pm

Robotics

WARNING: Do not watch with mouth full.

Robots race, play football, crash and collapse at China's 'robot Olympics'

BEIJING, Aug 15 (Reuters) - China kicked off the three-day long World Humanoid Robot Games on Friday, looking to showcase its advances in artificial intelligence and robotics with 280 teams from 16 countries.
Robots competed in sports such as track and field, and table tennis, as well as tackled robot-specific challenges from sorting medicines and handling materials to cleaning services



Watching the evolution of robotics on a primitive planet is hilarious.



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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote2025-08-19 07:44 pm
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Food

Build an Emergency Food Supply List

There are several ways to build an emergency food supply to stock a survival kit and a “bug out bag”. While you can purchase specialized food products or a self-contained emergency preparedness kit, these can be costly and wasteful.

Instead, you can simply assemble shelf-stable foods that you already buy or preserve at home. Many canned, dried, and pickled foods are quite suitable for use in an emergency kit
.


Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.

In particular, watch for sales.  Anytime you see a shelf-stable food that you use, consider buying extra if feasible.

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asakiyume ([personal profile] asakiyume) wrote2025-08-19 08:16 pm

Letter A, and two questions

Spent some time walking along the side of the highway today. I always feel strange and liminal when I do that because it's not something people generally do. The shoulders can be narrow, cars and trucks can be going fast--it's not set up to be walked along. It's a strange sensation to move through space in a way that no one is expecting you to. It can make me feel like I have superpowers: since I'm covering the space at a different speed, from a different vantage point, I'm able to notice things that otherwise don't get seen.

Like today. I discovered this Letter A lying on the shoulder:

Letter A in blue, with a blue border, carved on a piece of wood

It's 3.5 inches by 3.5 inches by 1.25 inches. From the front it looks like a child's alphabet block, but only one face is carved and painted, and it's not a cube. And it's pretty roughly made:

bottom of a block with the letter A on it

a block of wood at an angle so you can see three sides of it

Questions:

What do you think the original purpose or use of this Letter A was?

What, now, should or can the A stand for?
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dialecticdreamer ([personal profile] dialecticdreamer) wrote2025-08-19 08:09 pm

New Steps and New Connections (part 1 of 1, complete)

New Steps and New Connections
By Dialecticdreamer/Sarah Williams
Part 1 of 1, complete
Word count (story only): 1760
[End of March 179-]


:: In the morning, Janika assesses Laszlo, and offers a bit of help. i Part of the “Lost Son” story arc in the Frankenstein’s Family universe. ::




The thunderstorm petered out long after sunset, leaving only the gentle thrumming of rain. That faded, too, while Laszlo fussed drowsily over a list, written in three columns of tight, small pen strokes. Eventually, he dropped to sleep leaning against the side of the enormous iron stove in the kitchen.

Someone nudged him, then stroked lightly along his cheek. “Wake up, or you won’t have hot water for bathing,” someone teased.
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Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-08-19 10:02 pm

Parking Lot Kittens

Posted by Athena Scalzi

A few days ago, I got a text from Bryant saying that he had kittens under his car, and that I simply must come see them immediately. So I booked it over and lo and behold there were two kittens underneath his car! There was a calico and a tuxedo, and both were very shy and very hungry. It was so hot outside, and Bryant’s car was one of the few spots of shade in the area, so I can see why they’d hide under there.

I had a sneaking suspicion that there were more around. Where there’s two kittens there’s five, or something like that, anyway. Sure enough, it wasn’t long after feeding the two skinny kitties that another came running, seemingly appearing out of thin air. This one was a diluted tortie, and she parked herself right next to her siblings underneath the car. I could hardly believe three kittens had spontaneously appeared, but I was so thankful that it happened to be under the car of one of the biggest animal lovers I know.

We weren’t really sure how best to handle this situation, and while we were thinking it over, the tuxedo ventured out from beneath the car and ran behind the apartment into the woods. We decided to follow him and see if we could catch him now that he was out from underneath the car.

While we followed him down the trails of the forest, getting eaten alive by bugs, wouldn’t you know it, a black kitten appeared:

Two kittens, one tuxedo and one black cat, standing close to each other on a forest trail.

Had the three from under the car originated from the forest? Or had the black one been under the car with the other three originally and ventured to the woods like the tuxedo ended up doing, too? Either way, I was shocked to see another one, and thought surely that this was the last one of the litter.

This new one was different from the other three. While the calico and diluted tortie were absolutely terrified and skittish as hell, and the tuxedo wasn’t much better, the black one was incredibly friendly in comparison. In no time at all, the black one was following us around like a shadow, and was even willing to be pet and purred the whole time. Shortly after, he was even okay with being picked up and petted like any normal household cat. It was like he wasn’t even a stray, really.

We had the food set out by the car still, and wanted the black one to come get food, so we had him follow us back around to the front side of the apartment, where he reunited with his siblings under the car.

In the couple days that they have been at the apartment, we’ve been working on figuring out a rescue plan. I called multiple rescues in the area and asked if they can send someone out to collect them, as we are not certified kitten wranglers and don’t want to hurt or scare them, but none of the rescues offered that type of service.

For now, they are being fed and watered consistently, and there have been pretty impressive strides with how close the kittens have started to get. Still, the only one that enjoys being pet and actively seeks out affection is the black one, but the calico and tuxedo are becoming much more acclimated to human presence, it seems. The diluted tortie is without a doubt the worst case, still extremely skittish and frightened.

Even though it would be super easy to catch the black one, and even the tuxedo, the other two still seem uncapturable for the time being, and we don’t want to separate them. We figure the best course of action is to keep trying to get them comfortable enough until all of them are snatch-able.

I had an idea to try and hand feed them with tubes of food, like I’d seen so many times in cat rescue videos on Tik Tok. I figured it would help them trust us, and make it so they’re within hands-reach to make for easier snatching. Other than the black one, they preferred to eat it only when we squeezed the contents out onto the ground for them to eat at a further away from us distance:

Three of the kittens, the black one, tuxedo, and diluted tortie, emerging from underneath the car to come eat.

Look how close the calico was! This was huge progress:

The calico kitten, very close to the camera, licking some food off the ground.

THEY’RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH:

All four cats, out from underneath the car, eating the food on the ground.

We want to rescue these babies so badly, while still keeping them together. We just aren’t experts, but we’re doing our best and making sure they’re fed for now, at least.

I expect some questions about logistics and whatnot, so here’s some pre-answers:

The car that they’re under is Bryant’s car, but it hasn’t moved from that spot in three years. He drives a different car, so don’t worry about him having to like, move the kittens’ shelter. It ain’t going anywhere.

Bryant is the only tenant at his apartment, there’s no neighbors to inform of these kittens, only the landlord, which he did.

I’m not sure which of the many rescues in the area would be best to take them to when they’re eventually caught, so please let me know if you have recommendations for kitten shelters in the Dayton area!

Aren’t they so cute?

The black cat, eating out of a Tupperware. He sits on a stone wall in front of a wooden fence. He is very handsome!

Which would you love to take home with you (I want all of them)? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!

-AMS