I thought about that. But I didn't want to have a repetitive feel to my nicknames by always using the same suffix. The next nickname might be "Miss Long Curly Hair", for example.

And, strictly speaking, "Paper-reading Lady" was not my invention, but Postman's. ;) Alas, Postman has not seen fit to give any of the rest of us appellations, or I might use those instead of trying to come up with my own. :D