I wouldn't be surprised if you could make a ... we'll call it a "pseudo-erotic" version. Frontload some things (the "I love you" type bits), describe the other goings-on in broad strokes. You could probably get the idea of who the aggressor is and the general tone of their lovemaking without getting deeply into which tab A entered what slot B and what it did while it was there. You wouldn't end up with something that's clean, really, but it wouldn't be what most people would consider "obscene".

...I'm not suggesting that you do this (not even slightly). Though I admit I'm now kind of tempted to grab these couple of entries and see if *I* could do it, just as a thought exercise. You know, in my copious free time.